Portland Minister Charged in Wedding Gift Theft

There are just some things you may not want to get from Craigslist and it looks like it wasn't a great place to find a minster to officiate your wedding. Shawn and Kyra Sonnenschein hired 27-year-old Shey Silveira to conduct their September wedding. The couple asked for Home Depot gift cards instead of gifts but were surprised to find only a few cards after the reception but didn't suspect anything until friends started asking the couple how they were spending the money. Silveira was caught on camera by police redeeming the missing gift cards. To make things worse, police also suspect that cash was stolen from some guests' purses. Remember, weddings and Craigslist don't mix!

Get Married With Brad and Angelina at Madame Tussaud's in Las Vegas

If you are just dying to have celebrities at your wedding but Beyonce keeps returning your invitation, your next best bet may be to grab your fiance and head to Las Vegas! Yes, the land of everything tacky now includes weddings at Madame Tussaud's, the wax museum of famous people located in Sin City. This picture shows a happy couple and their guests, the wax Angelina Jolie and Brad Pit. A beautiful and creppy event at the same time.

Obsessive Bride Gave Self Seizures--Spent Wedding Day In Hospital

It may be fun to watch Bridezilla marathons but that doesn't mean it's a good thing to emulate. This bride in the UK gave herself seizures the day of her wedding after stressing out too much about the details. Kelly Doig admitted she had been a bit obsessive but as the stress grew something must have snapped because on the morning before her wedding, she collapsed and suffered a seizure as picked up her perfect dress from the bridal shop. This is a warning for all bridezilla's out there. CHILL OUT!!

Woman Walks Down Aisle 11 Hours After Giving Birth

British broads are tougher than we give them credit for! This week, Nicky Heys gave birth to her son 3 months early...on her wedding day. (::Gasps::) Not to fear, the bride wouldn't let those damn cateres claim the deposit that easily. Only 11 hours after giving birth to her son, she hiked up those heels and headed down the aisle. After staying long enough for their first dance, the newlywed couple cancelled their honeymoon and headed off to the hospital to watch over their pre-mature son. ::sniffles:: I hear a lifetime movie in the making...Where is Tori Spelling when you need her?

Rocks Off!! What Happened Tony Danza?

Rocks Off!
(When You Are Ready to Tell Your Spouse to Shove It)

Who doesn't love Tony Danza right? The goofy tap-dancing, boxer, turned actor/former talk show host can now ad newly single guy to his muddled up background. After 20 years of marriage, the Danz man and his lady Tracy have separated. The problems allegedly started with his talk show, though witty and effortlessly humorous, was cancelled. He was commuting between NYC and LA and it just didn't seem to work. (Man, that subway ride is a bitch...)But, I'm sure there is some hot, twenty-something, woman who is just dying to stick her claws into this newly single C-lister.


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Rocks On!! Pammy and Kid Rock Style

Rocks On!!
(For those couples ready to walk the plank)

We've all been privy to the latest barrage of press surrounding the ever bouncy Ms. Pamela Anderson and her upcoming wedding. In a surprise move last week, the buxom blonde and the Detroit City rocker Kid Rock, aka Robert Richie, decided they were going to tie the knot after years of their on again off again romance. Just like her understated style, Pamela is planning on not one but four weddings St. Tropez, Detroit, Malibu, and Nashville. (Naturally, you're not married unless you do it on two continents and 3 different regions of the USA.) This over the moon couple has been out an about before their reported Saturday wedding...the first one in St. Tropez. But Pamela did have time to promote her new poker website. At the press conference she said she was coping with pre-wedding jitters by saying "I have two words for you: cham-pagne." ::Shhhhh no one tell her! It's funnier this way...:::

(Andersen, Kidd Roc)

Donkeys Marry to Appease Rain God

When people marry they hope to get some money and a nice toaster oven out of it (and a George Foreman if they are really luck!) When donkeys marry...it's all business. In a prayer for world peace the villagers in Poovalur, India performed the marriage of two donkeys in the ancient Sri Thirumoola Natha Swamy Temple. The 'bridegroom' was adorned with a silk dhoti, the 'bride' wore a silk jacket and saree. (Oooo someone is trying to show up Nicole Kidman....) More than 3,000 people were in attendance for this unconventional union. The wedding reception followed at the temple with a guest list of 1,000. After the rituals were finished, the newlywed couple was donated to the temple where she will try to arrange things just how she wants them and the male will be an ass about it.

Rocks Off!! The MTV Curse Continues

Rocks Off!!!
(When You Are Ready to Tell Your Spouse to Shove It)


For any celebrity who is jumping at the chance to do a reality show with MTV about their awesome married life...we'd suggest you hold off for a bit. The 'MTV curse' started with the mini-series several years ago called 'Special Delivery' that following Brandy and her husband Robert and the birth of their baby...they split in 2003, there is the infamous Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson lovefest "Newlyweds" that turned into 'find me a divorce lawyer', Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have now disappointed us all by calling it off after 2 1/2 years of marriage. Their show was called "Till Death Do Us Part" and followed the cute twosome planning for their wedding. But both stars are very much alive but are now "amicably separating" said the actress' publicist on Monday. This will be Dave's third trip to divorce court while Ms. Electra preceded this divorce with her forgettable 9 day marriage and quicky divorce to Dennis Rodman. The couple has been publicly dodging the rumors for months. Ah...love featured on MTV is just not meant to last...

Rocks On!! Totally Hardcore Style

Rocks On!!
(For those couples ready to walk the plank)

For all of you who doubted that perennially sullen Canadian rock babe Avril Lavigne would actually tie the knot with Paris Hilton ex and Sum 41 band member Deryck Whibley, pay your buddy the $20 you owe 'em. (Fork it over TED!!) The young Canadian couple opted to tie the knot on Saturday, July 15th in an intimate 110 person ceremony in Montecito, California. In a complete 180 from the bitter teen-angst rocker image that made her famous, the 21 year old played Cinderella in her very own Vera Wang wedding gown. The couple has been together since 2004 and have already bought their first home together in Bel Air. Word on the street is that this couple has already designated a room as a nursery. Ah, exactly what we need...another celebri-baby. They'll probably name it Hay-Stack and wheel it around in a go-cart. I know I'm excited.

(Avil Lavine, Derick)