Missing Wedding Guest, Last seen Doing the Chicken Dance

Though few things could make your wedding seem like a true disaster, (and we aren't talking about the $3000 in roses being 1/2 shade darker than you wanted...) and a missing wedding guest is one of them. A 32 year old man named Zbigniew Drezek was last seen on Route 1 in New Jersey when he jumped from a moving car after attending a wedding over the weekend. (who hasn't tried to do that when dragged back to New Jersey?)Local police are still searching for the missing Polish immigrant. Drezek was last seen drinking heavily at a wedding in Pennsylvania. The peppy guest apparently was having so much fun he became very upset when the designated driver dragged him out of the reception hall at 3 a.m. Police describe Dreznek as speaking with broken English and a heavy accent. He is also described as a known abuser of alcohol (otherwise known as your friendly Uncle Phil who's had one too many whisky sours).