Drunken Officer Shoots Groom at Wedding

There are some easy ways to tell when your wedding has gone horribly wrong. Reason #67 is when the groom is shot by a drunken police officer at his own wedding. A groom in Cambodia is resting comfortably today after being accidentally shot at his own wedding after he tried to intervene in an argument between a drunken police officer and a slow waitress. What was the indignation that the policeman couldn't stand for? The waitress apparently didn't bring him lemon juice which was to add zest to his wedding meal. (That's it! We hate when waitresses ignore our requests for citrus! No more we say!) Officer Bun Toan pulled out his K-54 handgun on her to speed her up (Oh yeah, that always helps the service at Steak and Shake.) Then Officer Toan and the groom got into a scuffle where he was wounded by the gun wielding drunkard. Although details weren't provided at what the possible penalties would be for the surly officer, police describe him as "extremely impolite." That's the biggest understatement since the phrase 'Kevin Federline could be bad for Britney Spears career.' Who knew?