Lindsay Lohan Wants Quickie Wedding

Though Lindsay Lohan is only 19 years old and single, she already has her wedding planned out. She recently said she would love to follow in the shocking footsteps of former pop tart Britney Spears and have a quickie marriage in Vegas. (Anyone who thinks that anything Ms. Spears has done is a good idea needs some help...soon...). She just wants to know what marriage feels like for a few minutes. Lohan reportedly explained "Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a 'Vegas' and get married just to get married and see what it's like for a minute?" Okay, getting married isn't like going on a roller coaster or something. I don't think it feels like anything...well.. except for the 20 shots of tequila that lead up to the quickie wedding in Las Vegas. We'll just have to see where the Lohan train of disaster takes us next.