Rocks On! Desperate Housewives Style

Rocks On!!
(For those couples ready to walk the plank)

Who is fabulous enough to have two fiances in one year? Why it's Nicollete Sheridan! Hurray! In the five or so months since she broke off her earlier engagement to some guy named Nicklas Solderblom. But this time, this time it's for real with extra hunky music sensation Michael Bolton. (We were so worried that the Desperate Housewives star would die alone...So beautiful...so cursed!) The tall blonde couple first dated in the 90's when Michael was stricken with long locks of frizzy hair and the bride was a relatively unknown pretty girl. They have been doing interviews together and flaunting their love like Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. (Ooo, and we never get sick of their love story...) Let's see how long it takes this reunited couple to get married...or breakup. Either one is fine with us. Cheers!

(Micheal, Nicolette, Michel Boltin)

Rocks On! Jack Black Style

Jack Black eloped with his now wife Tanya Haden according to People magazine. Who would have thought this perpetually funny guy would want the old ball and chain. His new wife is a musician and he is also part of the comedy band Tenacious D. The "King Kong" star met his lady love in high school but didn't start dating until early 2005. They're dropping like flies today. We don't know what to say except we pray from them all! ::shakes fist:: Arg. Cheers!