Axe Wielding Sons Kidnap Dad From Wedding

We're surprised that this is only the second story of the year that involves an abducted groom. (No lawyers were involved this time...that we know of... )This time three axe wielding sons of the groom decided they wouldn't welcome a new mommy in the family. These men from Zimbabwe were trying to prevent their father from committing bigamy. Apparently the sons were not too happy with daddy as they accused him of neglecting their mother then they bundled him up and whisked him away in their car.(Sounds like the beginning of a really bad Charlie Sheen movie...)The bride, being the trooper that she is, tried to salvage the mishapped occasion by turning the wedding ceremony into a regular church ceremony. The pastor urged the guests to still enjoy the wedding disaster by eating the food and giving gifts. (Hey! We're sorry you can't find your husband...here's a blender...)