A Charming Jail House Wedding

Sean O'Neil and Annmarie Fraser are newlyweds full of promise, hope, a 17 year age difference, and a criminal record. When the groom and grandfather of three Sean O'Neil 37 (How is that even possible?!? What alternate universe is he in?), got himself arrested for on charges he assaulted his future wife Annmarie 20, and his ex-partner Margaret McKay while out on bail. They had made all the plans to have a traditional, non-incarcerated, wedding. But he just had to put himself in jail. (This doesn't even begin to make sense.) Instead of calling the wedding off, they decided to continue with the wedding and tied the knot behind bars. They wore their wedding finery, a kilt for Sean and a sophisticated wedding dress for Annmarie. They are planning on renewing their vows outside of the slammer this week. We would normally say cheers but in this case 'RUN FOR THE HILLS!' seems more appropriate...