Old Gown, New Trick for Zellweger

So you spend a few thousand dollars on a wedding gown. It's fabulous, picture perfect, one that will land on the cover of wedding magazines for ages...but...what if the marriage isn't? It looks like Renee Zellweger has decided that instead of burning her wedding gown that she wore to her 2005 wedding to country star Kenny Chesney, she decided to make it FABULOUS! (There's now a better way to give your ex the finger?!?) According to Actuastars, Zellweger has decided to dye that old thag to a beautiful blue color. Then she hiked it up a few inches to make it something useful to pick up a new man. We can't wait for her next trip down the aisle. Maybe she can make a snappy crop top out of the next one.