Rocks Off Update!! Celebrity Love Triangle

Things are starting to heat up in the divorce of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen. Even thought it looked liked they might have a pleasant divorce, it now looks like there may be a cat fight in grand Hollywood fashion. Ms. Richards, the sexy former Bond girl was granted a restraining order to stay at least 90 meters away from Richards and their two kids, except during visitation. The former bride is now saying that things were bad. The 17 page court declaration allegedly contains details of Sheen's less than gentlemanly behavior including dalliances with prostitutes, drug and gambling addiction and threats to harm, or even kill her. (Geez, not Charlie Sheen! We are shocked!?! Drugs? Prostitutes? Not the man we know and love...we have no faith in humanity...)Richards also described how Sheen took a wedding picture, sawed it in half and then spray-painted "the dumbest day of my life" over it. Ahh, look forward to more fun as another hearing is scheduled for May 12.

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To top everything off, it looks like Miss Richards has been photographed with another newly single man, Richie Sambora. (We didn't want to believe it either...but ya can't deny the proof) Denise Richards was photographed in Laguna Beach kissing the recently split Sambora just after she filed for protection from husband Charlie Sheen. To make things worse, Sambora's ex-wife, Heather Locklear used to be a close friend of Richards. (Uh oh, is she going to have to get all T.J. Hooker on her butt?) Ah, it looks like Desperate Housewives is a reality show afterall. Cheers!