39 Wedding Dressing Found on Kansas Highway

Lots of things end up on roads at the middle of the night; raccoons, garbage, old mattresses, pirate hookers, and a pile of 39 wedding dresses. In a truly odd find this week, a Sheriff's department in Kansas was alerted to some unusual debris on the highway at 3:23 in the morning. The debris was in the form of 39 wedding gowns of various sizes and labels. The Sheriff's department is truly perplexed at where this very expensive and gaudy garbage came from. All of the dresses remain in evidence until they can figure out where they are from and how they got there. Either someone was hoarding wedding dresses or there is a band of naked runaway brides roaming Kansas. We are intrigued either way...